I’m still alive, no Mayan apocalypse Another rap-up? Yeah not a problem kid That Amalina girl, victim of gossiping But just because she’s a scholarship Holder, hold up, we saw a couple flash mobs And snatch thieves, they took a couple laptops Haris went on air, due to his carelessness Next thing he knew, Ellen Degeneres KFC introduced punches to their menu But Nando’s had punchlines sharper than a ginsu Only 8 bars in, let me continue Rest in power Alda, know that we miss you Never met another musician so selfless Another brother gone too soon, god please help us Send our love to him, but he’s probably Jamming up in heaven with the legend Paul P I still can’t believe they cancelled Badu... Right before her show because of a fake tattoo Go ahead and point fingers, speculate who’s wrong But that conversation will go on and on... Though shoutout to my homie Al-Z Got locked up over a tweet, now that’s G Them old farts were going on a banning-spree From ballet to a Malique song, now that’s weak Paradigm Mall had an elevator problem And had to hire magicians to motha------ solve it SonaOne Kenobi was terribly assaulted Justice not served, they haven’t caught the culprit Bersih 3.0 got a little out of hand Who else saw the cop car crash and went goddamn? We found Uncle Saw in the midst of the chaos A cab-driving poet whose words were heroic Some weird protests outside Ambiga’s crib In the form of a burger stall and aerobics Janji Ditepati? Or Janji Dicapati? Either way I’m asking, what is this ----ery? The missing kid Nayati made it home safe But the other hundreds of children, still no update While the popos were busy on the paper chase A crime was attempted at The Curve like every day Bieber and Selena - spotted at Wangsa Walk New Merdeka logo turned into a laughing stock And I was super confused by the new coins They all look the same, so what's the ----ing point? A certain book at Borders got confiscated Next dude to say "Untung Lah" gets humiliated Bands on VersusMY were in it to win it And rapper 50 Cent got converted to Ringgit The Thor meme was torture to say the least I was torn between lulzing and jumping off a cliff Be warned, someone might just pull up and shoot ya Then escape the jail term cause he has a “bright future” Word up, “Ampang girls are so bahaya” But Patricia K, that’s a different kind of fiyah Daphne Iking took her DJ classes serious LANSI lookbooks... fap material JinnyBoyTV, 20 million views sonny Hmm, I smell Youtube money Melayu Rap Battle parody was effing gold If you’re anything like me, you’d love the effing show Chong Wei did his thing even though he didn’t win Malaysians gathered and watched the game on the TV screen Probably the strongest support we’ve ever seen Don’t be sorry bro, we still got the free ice cream Liver cancer beat Gunalan to the punch (RIP) Fierce Curry House if you’re craving Briyani for lunch Random mention of my ninjas in Ampang Twitter account of the year? @HasbullahAwang Dem Lepak Boyz swagged out at Showdown And OCK showed us around Rock & Roll town We learned to dance from the Korean brother Psy Then came the parodies and all we could do was sigh Gangnam style became a worldwide phenomenon Do The Dappan though, just pissed off everyone But forgive and forget and you'll be less agro Don't be the Wiper Woman who refused to let go We got schooled on Asian Hip Hop thanks to Joe And if you don’t know... now you know Malique won a few awards but never showed up And three Sisters were Impatient to blow up H3 was getting shows both left and right Darren Ashley found his sound and The Light Altimet channeled X to the Z on Pimp My Ride We Are KIX made us realize KL is ALIVE And if you couldn’t relate to it, no one cares Like when it was Movember and I couldn’t grow facial hair Pastel Lite, Enterprise, acts to watch out for 2db, Adam Kasturi, and a whole lot more Diskopoliz's Class of ’91 dropped our jaws OJ was the only reason we had to obey the Law AIM made up for the previous bullsh-- By awarding "Album of the Year" to Salammusik Go up north and find Penang murals vandalized Burger Lab... something I have yet to try Noh & Nina had their own show, don’t act surprised Samurai Sword couple should have been next in line Hunny Madu gave birth to her daughter Legoland was all the way in Johor so I didn't bother The K-word trended, shame on those who contributed Didn't they know Twitter's not meant for the stupid Rihanna called Yuna top-notch, how cool was that? And then we started seeing her face in every YouTube ad We sat back and witnessed Felix's freefall Soundtrack of that night - 'Jump' by Kriss Kross Forget the Grammys cause Shout! was just as good Except for when bottles were thrown at the K-Pop groups And if you saw someone slip and fall on TV Well... that wasn't me We had the most amazing time at FMFA And loads of other parties organized by Livescape Urbanscapes goers braved the mud like a bawse And suddenly everyone was a fan of Sigur Ros Jen Han, had jokes all year - no debate But gay guidelines? man that takes the cake With all due respect, sh-- was funny as heck I guess Wu said it best, protect your V-neck The fact is, 2012's over and done with So it's time to usher in the new year and run this Thing here, stay fresh, stay clean And let us welcome two thousand and thirteen
